Books the British public just couldn't finish!

Normally at Trashionista we concern ourselves with those books you just can't put down, but today we're talking about books you struggle to pick up again after reading a few pages/chapters...

The book world is all a-flutter today about a new survey which shows the most frequently abandoned reads: top of the list is 'challenging' Booker Prize winner Vernon God Little by WBC Pierre, which 35% of 4000 surveyed readers apparently gave up on.  It was joined by Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses and classic of the impenetrables: Ulysses by James Joyce. The only female author at the top, and the biggest surprise, is that 32% of adult readers couldn't make it through Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (although, actually, you can add me to that list - Quidditch World Cup? Snoozeathon! Pick up the pace, JK...)

If any of those books are on your personal unfinished list, The Times helpfully tells you how they end, and The Guardian digests them for you.

So... what's the book you just couldn't finish? Find out mine over the cut!

For me it's William Faulkner's famously difficult The Sound and the Fury.  (With no differentiation in tenses and no idea which character is talking, it's a 'puzzler', to say the least). On the other hand, I managed to get to the end of the execrable Citizen Girl - but wished I hadn't bothered!

How about you?

Related post: Lovely Bones and Jane Austen on publishing insider's list of books NOT to read

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  • (sorry: this is written on a mobile!) ..books I have ever put down: J D Salinger's classic! But really this was all a school teacher's fault: who "recommended", or rather *pushed* the book at me before I was ready to be interested in it; when I was about 14 or 15. *She* thought that because I was an advanced reader, that meant that I should expand my mind by reading "grown-up classics". Well I liked Dickens but not Catcher! Holden's teen-boy musings and sexual fumblings and wishing he were Casanova did nothing but embarrass me at that age! I put it down pretty quick and probably mumbled some excuse when she asked me how I liked it! (Maybe I would have gotten on better with a teen girl character; but Miss never recommended me any Judy Blume: not posh enough a writer I daresay.)



    Another thing I disliked about the encounter was I took the message that she was saying I shouldn't read fantasy books any more, because of my age! I rebelled against this. So all her don't-read-that-read-this antics achieved was...

  • (sorry: this is written on a mobile!) ..books I have ever put down: J D Salinger's classic! But really this was all a school teacher's fault: who "recommended", or rather *pushed* the book at me before I was ready to be interested in it; when I was about 14 or 15. *She* thought that because I was an advanced reader, that meant that I should expand my mind by reading "grown-up classics". Well I liked Dickens but not Catcher! Holden's teen-boy musings and sexual fumblings and wishing he were Casanova did nothing but embarrass me at that age! I put it down pretty quick and probably mumbled some excuse when she asked me how I liked it! (Maybe I would have gotten on better with a teen girl character; but Miss never recommended me any Judy Blume: not posh enough a writer I daresay.)



    Another thing I disliked about the encounter was I took the message that she was saying I shouldn't read fantasy books any more, because of my age! I rebelled against this. So all her don't-read-that-read-this antics achieved was...

  • (sorry: this is written on a mobile!) ..books I have ever put down: J D Salinger's classic! But really this was all a school teacher's fault: who "recommended", or rather *pushed* the book at me before I was ready to be interested in it; when I was about 14 or 15. *She* thought that because I was an advanced reader, that meant that I should expand my mind by reading "grown-up classics". Well I liked Dickens but not Catcher! Holden's teen-boy musings and sexual fumblings and wishing he were Casanova did nothing but embarrass me at that age! I put it down pretty quick and probably mumbled some excuse when she asked me how I liked it! (Maybe I would have gotten on better with a teen girl character; but Miss never recommended me any Judy Blume: not posh enough a writer I daresay.)



    Another thing I disliked about the encounter was I took the message that she was saying I shouldn't read fantasy books any more, because of my age! I rebelled against this. So all her don't-read-that-read-this antics achieved was...

  • (sorry: this is written on a mobile!) ..books I have ever put down: J D Salinger's classic! But really this was all a school teacher's fault: who "recommended", or rather *pushed* the book at me before I was ready to be interested in it; when I was about 14 or 15. *She* thought that because I was an advanced reader, that meant that I should expand my mind by reading "grown-up classics". Well I liked Dickens but not Catcher! Holden's teen-boy musings and sexual fumblings and wishing he were Casanova did nothing but embarrass me at that age! I put it down pretty quick and probably mumbled some excuse when she asked me how I liked it! (Maybe I would have gotten on better with a teen girl character; but Miss never recommended me any Judy Blume: not posh enough a writer I daresay.)



    Another thing I disliked about the encounter was I took the message that she was saying I shouldn't read fantasy books any more, because of my age! I rebelled against this. So all her don't-read-that-read-this antics achieved was...

  • (sorry: this is written on a mobile!) ..books I have ever put down: J D Salinger's classic! But really this was all a school teacher's fault: who "recommended", or rather *pushed* the book at me before I was ready to be interested in it; when I was about 14 or 15. *She* thought that because I was an advanced reader, that meant that I should expand my mind by reading "grown-up classics". Well I liked Dickens but not Catcher! Holden's teen-boy musings and sexual fumblings and wishing he were Casanova did nothing but embarrass me at that age! I put it down pretty quick and probably mumbled some excuse when she asked me how I liked it! (Maybe I would have gotten on better with a teen girl character; but Miss never recommended me any Judy Blume: not posh enough a writer I daresay.)



    Another thing I disliked about the encounter was I took the message that she was saying I shouldn't read fantasy books any more, because of my age! I rebelled against this. So all her don't-read-that-read-this antics achieved was..

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