Are you a WAG or a Yummy Mummy (or do you want to be?) because I've got some good news for you - you're official!
WAG and Yummy Mummy are two new terms that have made it into the Oxford English Dictionary, so you can go out and marry as many footballers as you want, all with the backing of the OED.
Also making it in is the term Get your ya-yas out, which I thought was a strange way of saying show us you t***, but apparently means to enjoy yourself uninhibitedly.
You learn something new every day.